And no, this isn’t a skit!

Septum piercing club member with pink hair claims that she is not getting her food stamps because Trump is using $3 billion of that money to build a ballroom.

You just make this shit up! 😂😭😂

I just learned that I don’t get to eat this month.

I don’t get my boot stamps this month because a motherfucker in the White House, an orange motherfucker in the White House, wants a ballroom for $3000000000 I don’t get to eat.

What?

My government is supposed to help me, not hurt me.

Why is it hurting me?

Why is it taking the money that we have paid into it to give us a ballroom?

We don’t have a king.

Kings need balls. We don’t.

We’re not, we’re the citizens. We’re public citizens.

Why do we need a ballroom? We’re not invited.

That’s a king’s room. We don’t need that.

I need my food stamps. I need my food stamps or something’s going to happen.

Source: I Meme Therefore I Am, via 𝕏