It’s time to talk about the Secret Service problem we saw yesterday

Preliminarily, let me say what I wrote yesterday: Trump’s near miss seems to have an element of Divine Providence to it, reminiscent of how George Washington invariably emerged from the heat of battle unscathed. Just sayin’. Now, to the topic at hand, which is the Secret Service’s performance before, during, and after the assassination attempt. It wasn’t good.

The orange rapist has been shot

The orange rapist has reportedly been shot at one of his hate rallies tonight. Oh dear how sad.

Top Democratic strategist pushed reporters to consider ‘staged’ shooting

The top political adviser to Democratic mega-donor Reid Hoffman suggested that the attack on Donald Trump could have been “staged,” even as Hoffman was criticized for joking before Saturday’s attack about Trump becoming a “martyr.”

The Slow Motion Assassination

• Self-described guardians of democracy spent years creating a lethal atmosphere around Donald Trump

Why ‘Reichstag Fire’ is trending after Trump attack

Moments after former President Donald Trump was the victim of an assassination attempt during a Pennsylvania rally on Saturday, “Reichstag fire” began trending on social media.

Jamie Gangel attacks Trump for saying ‘Fight! Fight! Fight!’

CNN’s Jamie Gangel attacks Trump for saying “Fight! Fight! Fight!” after someone tried to murder him.

Trump acknowledges Project 2025

In the video below, Trump acknowledges that #Project2025 was coming and that the Heritage Foundation was the source.

Trump does the Nazi salute

Trump does the Nazi salute after he says “Fight!” Fuck off, this was an act to get idiots to rally for him.

Former President Trump ‘inches away from having his face shot open’ by assassin’s bullet during Pa. rally

• Sniper killed: sources

Trump falls

Someone tries to assassinate the presumptive GOP candidate for president. And behold, your media:

Hillary Clinton comparing Trump to Hitler

Hillary Clinton comparing Trump to Hitler on The View is just one reason this happened to President Trump today.

Sympathy for the devil

The last thing America needed was sympathy for the devil but here we are.

Assassination attempt was staged

If you think this “shooting” at the trump rally was an assassination attempt, you are in a cult. This is the most staged thing I’ve seen in a long time. He knows he’s going to lose the election, so he fakes this shit and shouts to the crowd to “fight,” and you know what’s next …

Jack Smith wants Thomas’ opinion on appointment disregarded

Special counsel Jack Smith has asked the judge in former President Donald Trump’s classified documents case to disregard part of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ opinion questioning his authority to prosecute the case.

Fake shooting

This is so fake. Notice the Secret Service guy holding onto the hat? Wouldn’t want to lose that hat eh? Trump giving the fist bump and calling for people to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, showing ZERO concern about any bystanders hurt or possible other shooters? No blood on his shirt either!

Don’t miss next time

I don’t condone violence but please get you some shooting lessons so you don’t miss next time ooops that wasn’t me talking

A message from Donald Trump

I want to thank The United States Secret Service, and all of Law Enforcement, for their rapid response on the shooting that just took place in Butler, Pennsylvania.

I wish I had made Trump an actual martyr

Peter Thiel sarcastically thanked Reid Hoffman for funding lawsuits against Trump because they had turned him into “a martyr,” increasing his chances of re-election.

Newly leaked audio reveals Project 2025 leader Kevin Roberts accusing Trump of lying to voters

In a shocking turn of events, newly leaked audio has surfaced featuring Kevin Roberts, the leader of Project 2025, accusing Donald Trump of lying about his knowledge of the project. According to Roberts, Trump is intentionally deceiving the American public in order to secure votes in the upcoming election.

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